Players: 1 (Multiple Online?)
PC
SimCity is a long beloved franchise that has certainly changed over the years. And whether you love or hate the newest addition, the rules to follow should mostly apply to any version of the game. If you’re like me, you’re up late playing it alone with a beer in hand as a nice time sink while you ignore not being able to fall asleep and the state of your life in general.
There aren’t an overabundance of rules, as it’s mostly a slower paced drinking game, but you’ll find yourself indulging for most of the significant events you achieve or see onscreen. As with any of these games, you can always alter it a bit to fit your desired level of shit-faced.
The Rules
Hourly Revenue – 1 Drink
Hear a Siren – 1 Drink
Lay Down Road – 1 Drink for Every $1000 Spent
See a Plane/Helicopter/Boat – Drink 2
Notification of Resource Falling Behind – 2 Drinks
Place a Park – 2 Drinks
Place Mayor’s House/Mansion and any Expansions – 5 Drinks
Place Church – 5 Drinks
Place City Specialization Building – 5 Drinks
See a House on Fire – 5 Drinks
Firemen Don’t Save Building – 10 Drinks
Place a Landmark – 10 Drinks
City Hall Upgrade – 10 Drinks
Complete Side Mission – 10 Drinks
Run Out of a Resource – 10 Drinks
Establish Great Works – Shot
Hit Negative Revenue – Shot
Natural Disaster Occurs – Shot
Pay Off a Bond – Shot
Extreme Mode
Drink 1 for every $1000 you make each in-game hour on at least double speed.
Feel free to comment with pictures of your beautiful “Boston Skyline” after playing for a couple of hours – I’ll try to judge how drunk you got from your layout. Enjoy!
