SimCity Drinking Game

Players: 1 (Multiple Online?)

PC


SimCity is a long beloved franchise that has certainly changed over the years. And whether you love or hate the newest addition, the rules to follow should mostly apply to any version of the game. If you’re like me, you’re up late playing it alone with a beer in hand as a nice time sink while you ignore not being able to fall asleep and the state of your life in general.

There aren’t an overabundance of rules, as it’s mostly a slower paced drinking game, but you’ll find yourself indulging for most of the significant events you achieve or see onscreen. As with any of these games, you can always alter it a bit to fit your desired level of shit-faced.

aerial simcity shot

The Rules

Hourly Revenue – 1 Drink

Hear a Siren – 1 Drink

Lay Down Road – 1 Drink for Every $1000 Spent

See a Plane/Helicopter/Boat – Drink 2

Notification of Resource Falling Behind – 2 Drinks

Place a Park – 2 Drinks

Place Mayor’s House/Mansion and any Expansions – 5 Drinks

Place Church – 5 Drinks

Place City Specialization Building – 5 Drinks

See a House on Fire – 5 Drinks

Firemen Don’t Save Building – 10 Drinks

Place a Landmark – 10 Drinks

City Hall Upgrade – 10 Drinks

Complete Side Mission – 10 Drinks

Run Out of a Resource – 10 Drinks

Establish Great Works – Shot

Hit Negative Revenue – Shot

Natural Disaster Occurs – Shot

Pay Off a Bond – Shot

simcity tornado
We all know this if your favorite part – especially for the shot.

Extreme Mode

Drink 1 for every $1000 you make each in-game hour on at least double speed.


Feel free to comment with pictures of your beautiful “Boston Skyline” after playing for a couple of hours – I’ll try to judge how drunk you got from your layout. Enjoy!

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