Players: 1
PS4, PC
After two long years of waiting, No Man’s Sky is finally here. Hundreds of pretty pictures and mesmerizing teaser videos later, we can finally wander aimlessly through a nearly -literally- endless universe (if you find Pokemon themes in specific star systems, there’s a good chance they’re mine).
IT’S. SO. FUCKING. PRETTY.
I’ve spent probably a little over 10 hours with the game at this point, so I feel like I am at a good place to develop a drinking game for this massive endeavor. Obviously, there’s plenty of possibilities I’m going to miss out on for recurring drink options, but that’s what the comments are for or whatever editing I feel like doing later.
Given the nature of the game, a lot of these drinks will be self-inflicted, but that’s what we want to do anyway, right? Now, to get lost and drunk in the middle of 18 fucking quintillion planets.
-Hopefully this drinking game hones your jetpack skills quick-
Out of Inventory Space Voice Cues – Drink 1 – I’m not sorry
Find Green Item – Drink 2
Alien Race Standing Goes UP – Drink 2
Have to Refill a Charge on a Piece of Equipment – Drink 2 – Have fun with starship battles
A Crate or Starship Yields Nothing – Drink 3
Run Out of Environment Protection – Drink 5
Alien Race Standing Goes DOWN – Drink 5
Reach a Milestone – Drink 5
Sentinel Drone Aggros You For Whatever Reason It Randomly Decides – Drink 5
Purchase Suit Upgrade – Drink 5
Take Fall Damage – Drink 10, Idiot
You Win a Starship Fight – Drink 10
Purchase New Starship – Drink 15
Death – Take a Shot For Your Fallen Father/Mother
Game Crashes – Downtime Shot
Watch me totally take out like 3 whole starships and land on a planet
Discover…
- New Plant – Drink 2
- New Word – Drink 3
- New Species – Drink 5
Reach…
- A New Point of Interest – Drink 3
- A New Planet – Drink 5
- A New System – Shot
