Players: 1-2
NES, SNES, Wii, Wii U, 3DS…I don’t know, probably fucking anything.
Super Mario Bros. 3, one of everyone’s favorite retro games, is the ultimate classic. It built upon its predecessors’ success and perfected the formula for the NES era. With its array of fresh drug-inspired power-ups, Mario could hop and fly his way to victory. And then slaughter Bowser, once again.
This… might explain a few things.
I’m including two separate games. One for each single and multiplayer with some overlap. I’m going to warn you, if you follow the exact rules, especially for the multiplayer game, you’re going to be fucked real hard. So, hopefully, that’s what you’re looking for! If not, just dial the drinks back a bit. The shots, too. And don’t suck.
Enjoy!
Single Player
Death by Enemy – 3
Death by Missed Jump – 5
Death by Screen – 7
Death by Hammer Bro – 10 or Shot
Death by Time – Shot
Guess the Mushroom House Prize – Take 5 if Wrong
Don’t Match Any Cards – 5
Mess Up the Match Three Picture – 5
End Level Box:
- Mushroom – 3
- Flower – 1
- Star – 0
End Level Box Collection:
- 3 of the Same – 0
- 2 of the Same – 5
- None of the Same – 10
Game Over – 10
Game Over On Castle – Shot
Funny that the Hammer Bros. are the ones making you take shots..
Multiplayer
Death by Enemy – 3
Death by Missed Jump – 5
Death by Screen – 7
Death by Hammer Bro – 10 or Shot
Death by Time – Shot
Bet on the Mushroom House Prize:
- Correct – Give 5
- Wrong – Take 2
Succeed at Matching Any Cards – Give 5
Mess Up the Match Three Picture – 5
End Level Box:
- Mushroom – Give 1
- Flower – Give 3
- Star – Give 5
End Level Box Collection:
- 3 of the Same – Give a Shot
- 2 of the Same – Give 5
- None of the Same – Take a Shot
Battle Mode – Loser Takes 10
Game Over – 10
Game Over On Castle – Shot
Play. Binge. Repeat. 