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iOS, Android

Ok, yes, Magikarp Jump is a game designed to keep your children distracted long enough for you to make it through your grocery list incident-free, but don’t pretend like you’re not training your own little pathetic flopper when you have nothing better to do.

This game is best for when you are bored, have no plans, and just really need a reason to drink.

Drinks

• Magikarp levels up
• Win a league battle
• Train your magikarp
• Special event occurs
• Use a friendly pokemon’s ability

3 Drinks

• Retire a magikarp at max level
• Win a league championship
• Retry fishing a magikarp
• Try a risky event option and succeed
  • Such as opening a pokeball, trying to get a berry, telling magikarp to find its own way home, or investigating a mysterious sparkling object in the water.
• Receive a friend candy for leveling up a training course or food item

Shot

• Lose a magikarp
• Forced retirement before max level
• Food frenzy

Don’t worry, you’ll be drunk as a fish before you have your second league championship.

When your magikarp dies while giving birth to your children after you’ve turned to the darkside and lost literally everyone else that ever mattered to you.