Titan Quest Drinking Game

Players: 1-6

PC, Mobile


Titan Quest is an older action RPG on the PC. In fact, it’s been 10 years since its initial release, but the developers have come back to this one and done some remodeling. So this is to celebrate that. Resembling Diablo in many ways, the game mostly revolves around creating a killing machine to sweep through the game. Given that, the drinking game will mainly revolve around killing, quests, and items. It’s a simple but effective game.

I haven’t played the most up to date version of the game, but the rules should be similar. Multiplayer mode can also focus more on kills and item drops to make communication easier. It also helps match the pace a bit better that way.

titan quest gameplay

I didn’t realize this was going to be a nudist party.

Accept a Quest – Drink 2

Quest Updates – Drink 1

Complete Quest – Drink 5

Beat a Regular Boss – Drink 5

Beat a Titan – Drink 10

Level Up – Drink 5

Notified You’re Out of Room – Drink 2

Legendary/Epic Item Drops (whichever is respectively the “rare” type at your level of progression) – Shot

Death – Shot

titan quest inventory screen

This seems like the ideal time to check my inventory.

This game is best played with quick shot items. We use the same strategy for Diablo III by using Fireball, and it’s great to do right before going to your weekly volleyball game. Get wrecked.

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Balloon Fight Drinking Game

Players: 1-???

NES, Wii U Virtual Console, GBA

With the pending re-release of the NES, we knew that people were going to be looking for drinking games related to some of their favorite classics. Personally, I can think of no game that I was more hopeful to see on the list than Balloon Fight. Hours and hours of my childhood were spent playing this game on 1-player, 2-player, and Balloon Trip. So without further ado, here are ways to get drunk with all 3 options.

1-Player Game

1-Player Image

  • Your Balloon Pops – Take a Drink
  • You Lose a Life – Take a Shot
  • You Are Struck by Lightning – Take a Shot
  • Hit by a Fucking Fish – Take a Shot

2-Player Game

2 Player Image

  • Lose a Balloon – Take a Drink
  • Lose a Life– Take 3 Drinks
  • Struck by Lightning– Take a Shot
  • Hit by Fish– Take a Shot
  • Earn 3000 Points – Give a Drink
  • Earn 12,000 Points – Give a Shot

Distribute point based drinks/shots before or after each bonus round.

Bonus Rounds (Optional):

Bonus Round Image
Distribute the following drinks in addition to the drinks from rules listed above.

  • Earn 1,000 Points – Give a Drink
  • Score a Perfect 10– Give a Shot

The point amounts can be adjusted to the skill level of your group. If you’re all terrible, take them down a bit. If you’re pros, raise them – or don’t and just drink like crazy.

Balloon Trip

Balloon Trip Image
This can be played similar to 1-Player mode, but there’s also a great way to play with a group. Essentially, one person will be playing the game and the other players will be gambling on their performance.

For the person playing the game:

After you lose, give out a drink for every 3,000 points you earned, or a shot for every 12,000 points.

Alternate: Everyone not playing takes a drink each time the player accumulates 3,000 points.

For the other players:

Before the player begins, you may wager on two aspects of the game.

Cause of Death:

Bet a number of drinks on how you think the player will die (Lightning, Fish or Drowning.) If you are wrong, drink your wager. If you are right, give out drinks according to the chart below:

  • Death by Lightning – Give Double Your Wager
  • Death by Drowning- Give Triple Your Wager
  • Death by Fish- Give QUADRUPLE Your Wager

Total Points Accumulated:

Each player will guess how many points the player will accumulate before dying. The player closest to the correct amount may give out 1 drink per 1,000 points they are off by.

EXTREME MODE

While in Balloon Trip, any time the player pops a bubble, all players must chug their drinks for the duration of the screen freeze!

Fallout 4 Drinking Game

Players: 1

PS4, Xbox One, PC


Fallout 4 is a large and highly engaging experience, so much in as that you can easily spend most of your time doing things besides fighting or following the main quest. I mean, you can build goddamn skyscrapers, or you can spend all of your time trying to bang your companions.

So, when you take this into account, there are a number of ways the game can really be played. Given that, I’ve decided to break the drinks into separate categories. The numbers are high, but they need to be in order to get enough drinks in your system, simply because there is never a guarantee that any one of these things is going to happen in any given 10 minute period. This is more of a casual drink-as-you-go game, but you can certainly make adjustments to the rules below if you really want to get trashed.

fallout 4 naked companions

Or you can spend your time walking around naked and nothing else.

Basic

Level Up – One Shot

Fail Any Skill Based Test (Includes Each Attempt on Terminal and Each Broken Bobby Pin) – 5 Drinks

Spend Over 30 Minutes in Build Mode on Accident – 15 Drinks

Deplete a Fusion Core – 5 Drinks

Clear Out Vendor’s Caps by Selling – 5 Drinks

Get Hooked On Drug or Alcohol – 10 Drinks

Accidentally Steal Something – 5 Drinks

Use a Stimpack – 2 Drinks

Use RadAway – 5 Drinks

Eat Food With Rads – 1 Drink

Every Hour Slept – 1 Drink

Battle

Attacked While Not Paying Attention – 10 Drinks

Comrade Goes Down in Fight – 5 Drinks, Extra 5 if Dogmeat Because How Dare You

Down a Super Mutant Behemoth – One Shot

Down a Deathclaw – 10 Drinks

Injure a Body Part – 2 Drinks

Blow an Enemy’s Head Off  – 1 Drink

Run Out of Ammo on All Weapons – 10 Drinks

Defeat a Boss – 10 Drinks

Random Ambush – 5 Drinks

Death – One Shot

fallout 4 exploding head

You thought you were having a rough day…

Exploration

Take Fall Damage – 5 Drinks

Discover a New Location – 2 Drinks

Find Fusion Core – 5 Drinks

Find Vault Tech Lunchbox – 5 Drinks

Find Bobblehead – 10 Drinks

Find Nuka Cola Quantum – 5 Drinks

Become Too Heavy to Run – 1 Drink

You Find Yourself in Boston Common – 5 Drinks

fallout 4 buzz lightyear

5 shots if you happen to wander into this guy.

Story / Quests

Companion Disapproves of an Action – 5 Drinks

Mention Your Son – 2 Drinks

Gain a New Companion – 10 Drinks

Complete a Quest – 5 Drinks

Establish a New Settlement – 10 Drinks