Nintendo Land Drinking Games

Players: 2-5

Wii U


A game that was largely conceived to show off the gamepad capabilities of the Wii U for its launch, Nintendo Land is one of my favorite titles for the system. I mean, it’s a party game, so you know it’s right up our alley. There are so many different games included, some with surprising depth. The drinking game is good for any player range, so grab as many people as you like, or drink alone. Mario Chase and Luigi’s Ghost Mansion are probably my favorites, but there’s something here for everything. Enjoy!

Coin Drop

Nintendo Land Coin Drop Drinking Game

If it takes you all 457 coins you have to drink a handle of Captain Morgan.

Take a drink for as many coins as you dropped to clear the stage. The other players can keep count for you.

Mario Chase

If Mario wins, everyone else takes 5 drinks.

If Mario is caught, his player takes a shot.

 

Luigi’s Ghost Mansion

If you’re captured, take 5 drinks.

If you die as the ghost, take a shot.

 

Animal Crossing: Sweet Days

If you are caught, take 7 drinks.

If they collect all pieces, utensils person takes a shot.

 

Captain Falcon’s Twister Race

For each zone passed by the player, others in the room take a drink for each second they had left on the clock.

If the player does not make it to the first checkpoint or dies by falling off or crashing at ANY point, they take a shot.

 

Zelda Battle Quest

Give 3 for every heart you have left at the end.

Take 3 for every heart lost on the end-of-level report.

Take a shot if you die.

 

Balloon Trip Breeze

For every 10 points you get, give out 1 drink

Land on the Second Place Platform: Give 5 Drinks

Land on the First Place Platform: Give 10 Drinks

 

Yoshi’s Fruit Cart

Take 5 drinks every time you fail.

Give out 1 drink for every 50 points you collect over your reign.

 

Octopus Dance

Give out 1 drink for every blue medal.

Give out 3 drinks for every gold medal.

 

Donkey Kong Crash Course

Take 2 drinks every time you die.

For every checkpoint you pass, everyone else takes 3 drinks.

If someone makes it to the end of the first board, everyone else takes a shot.

 

Pikmin Adventure

The losing player takes drinks for the difference in points (divide by 2 if over 20)

Winning side takes an additional 5 drinks if they were KO’d during the match.

 

Ninja Castle

Take a drink for every missed ninja at the end of the round.

 

Metroid Blast (Assualt Mission)

For every 5 hits you achieved give out 2 drinks.

For every point of damage you received take 2 drinks.

If you died take a shot.

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Rocket League Drinking Game

Players: 1-8 online (1-4 local)

PS4, Xbox One, PC


Rocket League is a killer, fresh online multiplayer experience with a simplistic concept: let’s play soccer – or hockey or basketball – with rocket-fucking-powered race cars. As with any online multiplayer experience, there’s plenty of shit talking and bashing and frustrating lag moments, but it also provides one of the most addicting and drink-worthy experiences I’ve encountered. It’s easy to start playing but very difficult to master. Luckily, our drinking game applies straight from the start.

Points For Drinks – 2+ Players

As you start playing Rocket League, you’ll notice you earn points for different achievements as the match goes on. Respectively, the main focus of this drinking game is to give drinks to the other people you’re playing with depending on what you accomplish during the game. The following chart displays how many drinks to give out for each accomplishment:

Action Drinks Description
Win Shot to opposing team Win a match

 

Complete Game Take shot (Does not double with “Win”) Complete a game where you lose

 

MVP 5 Earn the highest score on the winning team

 

Goal 3 Hit the ball into the opponent’s goal

 

Assist 1 Pass the ball to a teammate who scores

 

Save 1 Block a shot on goal

 

Epic Save 1 Block a shot on goal that would have scored

 

Demolition 10 to destroyed Destroy another player

 

Hat Trick 5 Score three goals in one match

 

Playmaker 1 Make three assists in one match

 

Savior 1 Make three saves and/or epic saves in one match

 

Extermination Shot Demolish seven players in a single game

 

First Touch 1 Be the first to touch the ball on kickoff

 

Aerial Hit 3 Hit the ball when it is at least above the height of the goal

 

Bicycle Kick 1 Hit the ball by flipping backwards

 

Juggler 1 Hit the ball three times in a row without letting it hit the ground

 

Clear Ball 1 Hit the ball off your team’s goal box

 

Center Ball 0 Hit the ball into the opponent team’s goal box

 

Shot on Goal 0 Hit the ball towards the opponent team’s goal

 

Aerial Goal 10 Score a goal from an aerial hit

 

Bicycle Goal 10 Score a goal from a bicycle kick

 

Long Goal 5 Score a goal where the last contact was on your side of the court

 

Backwards Goal 15 Score a goal by reversing into the ball

 

Pool Shot 15 Score a goal by hitting an opponent into the ball

 

Turtle Goal 15 Score a goal by hitting the ball while upside down

 

Overtime Goal Shot Score a goal after regulation time has ended

-Additional Drinks-

Someone Complains About Lag:  They Take 3 Drinks

Person Not Affiliated With Group Insults A Specific Player: Specified Player Takes 5 Drinks

During Replays: Chug Your Drink

Match Ends:  For Every 100 Points You Have Earned, Give Out a Drink to Your Fellow Players

Rocket League end match stats

Playing On Your Own / Hardcore Mode

These rules are a bit more simplified if you’re just playing and drinking on your own, but it does include a couple of the rules from above. You can modify what is a drink from a shot, if you like, but I prefer to go harder if I’m just playing myself.

Opposing Team Scores: Take Shot/Drink

You Are Destroyed: Take Shot/Drink

Intermission Between Goals: Chug!

Another Player Somehow Insults You: Take 5 Drinks For Comfort

Lost a Game: Shot

Win a Game: 1 Drink For Every 100 Points Scored by Their MVP