Super Mario Bros. 3 Drinking Game

Players: 1-2

NES, SNES, Wii, Wii U, 3DS…I don’t know, probably fucking anything.


Super Mario Bros. 3, one of everyone’s favorite retro games, is the ultimate classic. It built upon its predecessors’ success and perfected the formula for the NES era. With its array of fresh drug-inspired power-ups, Mario could hop and fly his way to victory. And then slaughter Bowser, once again.

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This… might explain a few things.

I’m including two separate games. One for each single and multiplayer with some overlap. I’m going to warn you, if you follow the exact rules, especially for the multiplayer game, you’re going to be fucked real hard. So, hopefully, that’s what you’re looking for! If not, just dial the drinks back a bit. The shots, too. And don’t suck.

Enjoy!

Single Player

Death by Enemy – 3

Death by Missed Jump – 5

Death by Screen – 7

Death by Hammer Bro – 10 or Shot

Death by Time – Shot

Guess the Mushroom House Prize – Take 5 if Wrong

Don’t Match Any Cards – 5

Mess Up the Match Three Picture – 5

End Level Box:

  • Mushroom – 3
  • Flower – 1
  • Star – 0

End Level Box Collection:

  • 3 of the Same – 0
  • 2 of the Same – 5
  • None of the Same – 10

Game Over – 10

Game Over On Castle – Shot

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Funny that the Hammer Bros. are the ones making you take shots..

Multiplayer

Death by Enemy – 3

Death by Missed Jump – 5

Death by Screen – 7

Death by Hammer Bro – 10 or Shot

Death by Time – Shot

Bet on the Mushroom House Prize:

  • Correct – Give 5
  • Wrong – Take 2

Succeed at Matching Any Cards – Give 5

Mess Up the Match Three Picture – 5

End Level Box:

  • Mushroom – Give 1
  • Flower – Give 3
  • Star – Give 5

End Level Box Collection:

  • 3 of the Same – Give a Shot
  • 2 of the Same – Give 5
  • None of the Same – Take a Shot

Battle Mode – Loser Takes 10

Game Over – 10

Game Over On Castle – Shot

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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Drinking Game

Players: 2-4

3DS


Looking for a way to play a drinking game with your friend who lives in Shanghai and owns a 3DS? Great! You’ve come to the very specific, perfect place.

Animal Crossing is a great game to play alone while you’re lying in bed questioning your life choices, waiting for sleep to come… but it can also be a great game to play with friends, while questioning your life choices and getting liver-destroyingly drunk.

There are a lot of ways you could turn multiplayer AC:NL into a drinking game, but the easiest way is the island mini-games. While you’re earning relatively useless tokens, you can dish out not-so-useless drinks and shots! The mini-games are all between 3 and 10 minutes each, so you can decide based on how quickly you want to get smashed.

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Too bad you’re all gonna die out here.

The Rules of the Game

Rules of the game are simple. You each take as many drinks as the team earns tokens from Tortimer. If one player is awarded more tokens than the others, the additional tokens become shots that player can give out to the other players as they see fit.

Play until the screen on your 3DS becomes a hazy blur and using the joystick feels like trying to thread a needle while riding a bull.

Gulliver Passed Out Animal Crossing Drunk

You fucking drunk, Gulliver.

Super Smash Bros. Drinking Game

Players: 2-??

N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, 3DS


Super Smash Bros. – the king of party games. It would only make sense we add this to our roster of drinking games, and it’s one of my personal favorites. This should work for any o the entries, give or take a feature here and there. There are a couple of different game modes for Smash, but we’ll focus on the main multiplayer events, and you can adapt those to some of the more single player oriented affairs, such as All-Star and Classic modes. So without further ado, the main event…

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Free For All

During Play

Your character dies: 1 drink

Death by Pokeball: 2 drinks

Death by Smash Ball: 3 drinks

Death by Trophy: 5 drinks

Accidental Death/Suicide: 10 drinks

Stock Match – 1st Out: Take Shot

End of Match

Personal Kill Count: Give Out For Each

Kill Count Reaches Multiple of 10 (over collective matches): Give Shot

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You’re Involved in Match: Give out 5 drinks for every 2 people playing if you win / Take shot if you are knocked out.

If You’re Watching: Place bets on who you think will win – Drink the bet if you lose / Give out double if you win.

Tournament Winner: Give out 1 shot for every 3 people playing.

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Extreme Mode

Set up a free for all match, put all of the characters as CPUs that are each assigned to a person playing, make sure they’re at level 9, set the match to double the speed, and then watch the mayhem ensue. Same rules apply. Try to keep up with the drinks as they go. Good fucking luck.


Mii Shot Game

The Mii Shot Game!

Think you’re ready for this?

This is a dangerous addition I’m making to our Smash Bros. game, but it’s one that I think needed to be added. The premise is simple. Create 4 (or more) Miis with the names of your drink options for the night. Set them to level 9, and watch them fight. Whichever Mii comes out victorious, everyone participating must take a shot of that specified drink.

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We hope it’s flavored.

 

If you want to make it a participation game, pair up with a friend and make it a team battle. If they win, you guys take shots. Best if you’re not crazy good at the game.