Evoland Drinking Game

Players: 1

PC, Mobile


Evoland is an interesting Action RPG adventure that evolves as you play it. The game is on the short side, and there are points where you might end up dying constantly with possible rage quit… so it’s a perfect single player drinking game!

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I never found this. And it would have really fucking helped.

I beat the game with only two sessions lasting about five hours total. I hear the second one is longer, but who knows. Some of the same rules might apply? Let me know if you venture there. For now, enjoy the game below!

1 Drink

Obtain a New Mechanic

New Piece of Equipment

Find Item in Furniture

Any Character Gains a Level

Other Game References

Change The Time

For Each Person That Sends You to Another Person in a Quest Line

2 Drinks

Get a Star

Fall

Miss The Enemy in Turn-Based Combat

3 Drinks

Death in Zelda / Diablo Mode

New Graphic Upgrade

5 Drinks

New Battle Mechanics

Name a New Character

Achievement Unlock

Shots & Misc.

Blow Yourself Up (And Die) – Shot

Someone In The Story Dies – Shot

You Lose at “Cards” – Drink Difference in Points x2

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Get ready to die to this guy a few times. He just loves to hug.

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No Man’s Sky Drinking Game

Players: 1

PS4, PC


After two long years of waiting, No Man’s Sky is finally here. Hundreds of pretty pictures and mesmerizing teaser videos later, we can finally wander aimlessly through a nearly -literally- endless universe (if you find Pokemon themes in specific star systems, there’s a good chance they’re mine).

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IT’S. SO. FUCKING. PRETTY.

I’ve spent probably a little over 10 hours with the game at this point, so I feel like I am at a good place to develop a drinking game for this massive endeavor. Obviously, there’s plenty of possibilities I’m going to miss out on for recurring drink options, but that’s what the comments are for or whatever editing I feel like doing later.

Given the nature of the game, a lot of these drinks will be self-inflicted, but that’s what we want to do anyway, right? Now, to get lost and drunk in the middle of 18  fucking quintillion planets.

-Hopefully this drinking game hones your jetpack skills quick-

Out of Inventory Space Voice Cues – Drink 1 – I’m not sorry

Find Green Item – Drink 2

Alien Race Standing Goes UP – Drink 2

Have to Refill a Charge on a Piece of Equipment – Drink 2 – Have fun with starship battles

A Crate or Starship Yields Nothing – Drink 3

Run Out of Environment Protection – Drink 5

Alien Race Standing Goes DOWN – Drink 5

Reach a Milestone – Drink 5

Sentinel Drone Aggros You For Whatever Reason It Randomly Decides – Drink 5

Purchase Suit Upgrade – Drink 5

Take Fall Damage – Drink 10, Idiot

You Win a Starship Fight – Drink 10

Purchase New Starship – Drink 15

Death – Take a Shot For Your Fallen Father/Mother

Game Crashes – Downtime Shot

Watch me totally take out like 3 whole starships and land on a planet

Discover…

  • New Plant – Drink 2
  • New Word – Drink 3
  • New Species – Drink 5

Reach…

  • A New Point of Interest – Drink 3
  • A New Planet – Drink 5
  • A New System – Shot